Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that’s badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat’s milk? Let’s be realistic, you probably didn’t even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them – the internet marketplace. There’s just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one’s surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.
In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!
#1
No Pets
#2
Bring A Chain Saw…
#3
How Soon Can I Move In?
#4
Ah Yes, Air..
#5
A Quadruple Peanut!
#6
Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
#7
The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
#8
Facebook Marketplace Posting!
#9
Are U Kidding $6!!
#10
But It’s Vintage!!
#11
My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share…
#12
I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They’re Still For Sale (No Surprise)
#13
Just Needs A New Screen!
#14
Found This On The Gram
#15
.45 Cheeto
#16
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
#17
Crocodeal Or No Deal
#18
Burritos For Sale..
#19
What A Steal. Oh Wait…
#20
May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
#21
Let’s Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
#23
#supportblackbusinesses
#24
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations…the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
#25
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
#26
By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
#27
Is There A Hobby Or Something I’m Unaware Of?
#28
Uhhhhhhhh
#29
Hmm..
#30